Posted 19 hours ago

le-creepy-pasta:

WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WITCH ELM is a graffiti message that started appearing soon after a 1941 unsolved murder. The graffiti was last sprayed onto the side of a 200 year-old obelisk on 18 August 1999, in white paint. On 18 April, 1943, four boys were poaching in Hagley Woods near to Wychbury Hill when they came across a large Wych Hazel, a tree often confused by local residents with a Wych Elm. Believing this a good place to hunt birds’ nests, one boy attempted to climb the tree to investigate. As he was climbing, he glanced down into the hollow trunk and discovered a skull, believing it to be that of an animal. However, after seeing human hair and teeth, he realized that he was holding a human skull.

Posted 19 hours ago

Do An Impersonation Of A Horse

  1. Most People: Yeah I would rather not k thanks.
  2. Tom Hiddleston: Okay okay here we go.
  3. Tom Hiddleston: PFFFTTFFFTTT
  4. Tom Hiddleston: Oh hang on.
  5. Tom Hiddleston: HMMMRRRNNN PFFFFFTTTTFTFTFTT HRRRRMMMMRRRMMmmmmmmm
  6. .
  7. .
  8. .
  9. .
  10. *Tom Hiddleston: oh shit no what's this horse doing get it off me-*
Posted 1 day ago
Shia La bouef
cakehasthetardis asked

Gasp!!

Posted 1 day ago

I went looking for expo pictures and just found a load of pictures of the cat on my mum’s camera…not that I’m complaining, look how precious he is <:3

Posted 1 week ago
pride-kun:

stuckinthesburbs:

wwizard:

o8sessive:

crabby-apple:

Crush
Fool
Suicide

Peep, no and on.
Okay.

rage
maniac
an peep
wwh

bail us these
um

pee door present
WHICH IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW…..

CRUSH THESE FOOL
WOw uhm&#8230;I legit do want to crush a fool right now and all!

pride-kun:

stuckinthesburbs:

wwizard:

o8sessive:

crabby-apple:

Crush

Fool

Suicide

Peep, no and on.

Okay.

rage

maniac

an peep

wwh

bail us these

um

pee door present

WHICH IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW…..

CRUSH THESE FOOL

WOw uhm…
I legit do want to crush a fool right now and all!

(Source: yuppipuppy)

Posted 1 week ago

Measured out my life with coffee spoons: thischick25's 100-follower tiny grub plush celebration! (because apparently this is a thing tumblr people do)

thischick25:

YAY~!

I can’t believe it—I have 100 followers on tumblr! (Who would even
follow lil’ ol’ boring me? I don’t understand you people, but I love
you all~! ::hugs all around:: )

I will try to keep this simple, as this milestone happens to coincide
with the time during which…

Posted 1 week ago

LET’S GET STYLING DUMPASSES

Edit: wow I’m pretty sure my arms aren’t that fat IRL

Posted 1 week ago

I got my Kanaya wig, went upstairs to get the spray and when I came back down my dad was wearing it….

He’s not giving it back now…

Posted 1 week ago

To Die Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure: abefish: cadetfaggot: abefish: Things I expected denture glue to...

abefish:

cadetfaggot:

abefish:

Things I expected denture glue to do:

-Stick my Kanaya fangs in nicely
-Keep them in place

What actually happened:

-Fangs slid about
-My mouth got pretty much glued together
-My teeth are now covered in it

I THINK I’M DOING THIS WRONG

Milly….

No dude I told you I got a pach of like A BAJILLION for like 3p so I used the biggest ones for teeth o:

Because I don’t have money to buy good fangs omg

Posted 1 week ago

cadetfaggot:

abefish:

Things I expected denture glue to do:

-Stick my Kanaya fangs in nicely
-Keep them in place

What actually happened:

-Fangs slid about
-My mouth got pretty much glued together
-My teeth are now covered in it

I THINK I’M DOING THIS WRONG

Milly. Milly please. What fangs did you buy.

I already told you dude I didn’t buy them I used some tutorial and made them from false nails but I don’t think I waited long enough for the glue to set…